Caller (from an "unknown" number): I'm calling from Card Services to inform you that this is your final chance to lower interest rates on your card.
Me: Really? What card are you talking about? ... (more)
Lisa's been Jonesing peanut-butter Poptarts and Coke Zero. It's impossible to find the former around here, and though Coke Zero used to be everywhere, our corner stores have quit stocking it.
A couple of days ago, Lisa discovered the Poptarts on amazon, but they're an "add on" item, which means... (more)
Dear Captain Kirk,
You know all those times the transporter breaks, and members of your crew are stranded on hostile, alien planets?
On those occasions, please remember that you have shuttle crafts.... (more)